Introducing your next slice of wearable humor — the “Not Worth the Sauze” T-Shirt. Designed for pizza lovers with attitude, this tee features a personified pizza character standing proud in a pizza joint, arms and legs out, spinning a slice like a pro while throwing the ultimate culinary shade:
“He’s not worth the sauce.”
With bold illustration style, cartoon swagger, and just the right amount of sass, this shirt is perfect for anyone who's ever defended their favorite topping or ghosted someone who disrespected deep dish.
Whether you're into New York thin crust or Neapolitan classics — this tee is your official uniform of pizza superiority.
Product features
- Knitted in one piece to reduce fabric waste with no side seams.
- Elastic back ribbed collar retains its shape over time.
- Shoulder tape stabilizes seams and prevents stretching.
- Made from ethically sourced cotton, ensuring sustainability.
- Tear-away label minimizes irritation for comfortable wear.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not tumble dry
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
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S |
M |
L |
XL |
| Width, in |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
| Length, in |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in |
15.62 |
17.37 |
18.75 |
20.00 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 2000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Do not tumble dry, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
